Next it was "a few beers" that turned Wacky old Mel Gibson into a NAZI.
Now It's 1 or 2 beers that made Will Googily (or whatever) threaten Greg Lemond. Uh and from his own cell phone. Someone check Gooligy's Testosterone level.
How about, "I'm sorry. I'm a cheater, racist and well - idiot." These are much more sympathetic (and honest) explanations for the above behavior.
Don't blame the alcohol.
I've never done anything after drinking that I wouldn't normally do with the following exception:
laugh at really stupid stuff
make blog entries
But even though it's a long long list, this is only after A LOT of alcohol.
The things that are different after 1 or 2 beers:
1 or 2 less beers in the refrigerator
I laugh a little louder during "Scrubs"
I put a lamp shade on my head.
Ok, I don't really laugh louder at scrubs, but you get the point.