This is about my favorite David Bowie album. I automatically buy every David Bowie album that is released (except compilations of hits). To me, this was the best one he put out since Scary Monsters in 1980 (22 years earlier). Yes I include "Let's Dance" because though I really liked it when it came out and I enjoyed seeing Bowie getting all super famous and everything, it's been so overplayed I'm tired of it.
There's also the "Bowie effect." I blame David Bowie and specifically the success of "Let's Dance" for most of the shitty music that happened mid/late eighties. The sound was copied to death. It did not stop until guys like Kurt Cobain came in and brought simple rock and roll back.
I should say 2 things at this point in case they are not completely obvious. The first is that I have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm not checking any of what I'm saying. I haven't heard it somewhere. These ill informed opinions are based on my imperfect memory of crappy music from 30 years ago.
The second is that I didn't come here to review the 2002 David Bowie Album "Heathen" although it does kick ass and includes a cover of "Cactus" that I like almost as much as the original.
I came here to discuss an idea I had. I think it would be a good story, but I'm never going to write it for 2 reasons. The first is that I don't have the discipline to put in what it would take to write well. I will leave the second as an exercise for the reader. Or is that exorcise? (cleverness on display).
You know what though? I just decided not to reveal the idea yet. Actually, it's all written out in great detail below, but I'm going to delete that before I post this. Once I got to writing about it, I realized I am not ready to give up on it yet. It may not be an original idea, but I can't think of anything I've seen or read quite like it. It may actually be the first original thought I've ever had. Or maybe I watched a movie about it in the mid eighties.
[ redacted story idea reveal! ]
That just leaves one little problem. What to talk about.
Oh man I love this song that just came on. It is called "Everyone Says Hi" from the David Bowie album "Heathen."
Last night when I was exercising (exorcising) on the rollers, I was about halfway done when I thought, "This just isn't working. I should just quit." but I didn't. I stuck with it. I suffered to the bitter end.
Luckily for all of us, this blog post is not like my workout last night. Well it's exactly like it except for the part about forging bravely to completion.
I will however leave you with the opening paragraph from one of the chapters of "So Long and Thanks for all the Fish" by Douglas Adams. Well if I can find it and if that's what book it's from. Hang on ...
Yep. Found it. Here it is:
“If you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David Bowies on the top of the other David Bowie, then attached another David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the first two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty beach robe you would then have something which didn't exactly look like John Watson, but which those who knew him would find hauntingly familiar.”
Man I miss that guy.
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